Nature Girl [fixed audio] - Carl Hiaasen

The wrong file with bad audio found it's way into my other post. This one is abridged as well since I can't find my unabridged version





Honey Santana, impassioned, willful, possibly bipolar, self proclaimed “queen of lost causes”, has a scheme to help rid the world of irresponsibility, indifference, and dinnertime sales calls.

She’s taking rude, gullible Relentless, Inc., telemarketer Boyd Shreave and his less than enthusiastic mistress, Eugenie the fifteen minute famous girlfriend of a tabloid murderer, into the wilderness of Florida’s Ten Thousand Islands for a gentle lesson in civility.



What she doesn’t know is that she’s being followed by her Honey obsessed former employer, Piejack [whose mismatched fingers are proof that sexual harassment in the workplace is a bad idea]. And he doesn’t know he’s being followed by Honey’s still smitten former drug running ex-husband, Perry, and their wise and protective way beyond his years twelve year old son, Fry. And when they all pull up on Dismal Key, they don’t know they’re intruding on Sammy Tigertail, a half white, half Seminole failed alligator wrestler, trying like hell to be a hermit despite the Florida State coed who’s dying to be his hostage . . .



Will Honey be able to make a mensch of a “greedhead”? Will Fry be able to protect her from Piejack, and herself?



Will Sammy achieve his true Seminole self? Will Eugenie ever get to the beach?



Will the Everglades survive the wild humans?





Abridged

Narrated By: Jane Curtin

Duration: 5:05:35

Bitrate: 64kbps